Obama Can’t Ban These Guns!

Do your muscles scream assault weapons? 

PROS:
* Quality-made: it fits just like it should, and although I’m not certain, I’m pretty sure that I’m now bullet-proof.

* The artwork is mesmerizing. When I walk into a room, everyone’s gaze is drawn to my bosom and I’m not even a chick!
*I’ve only had it for a few hours, and I’ve already had several people pay homage to my greatness by randomly giving me money and asking me to date their daughters (men, too…that’s a bit creepy, but whatevs).

CONS:
* I inexplicably start every sentence with the words, “Four score.” Weird.
* I’m married, and well, the women are insane over my now over-the-top masculinity. I have to keep telling them that this fine specimen of man is taken. Over and over again. Ugh.”

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