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Teddy Roosevelt was a man’s man. Not only did he rock one of the smoothest, most confident mustaches known to mankind, but he was a well-known outdoorsman, frequently skinny-dipped in the Potomac River while in office and was nearly blind in one eye, due to an injury obtained in a boxing match. But unbeknownst to […]
When the only triggers in your life are the ones you aim downrange and the only safe space you need is behind the butt of your rifle. All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within 4 to 10 […]
America’s Offended Flakes. They’re OB-NOX-IOUS!!
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Race relations today aren’t so bad when there’s one race we can all agree to hate equally. Marathons. All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within 4 to 10 business days. USA Order: $5.99. International Order: $11.99. Tip: […]
Fake news can be pretty useful sometimes – especially when it comes to multitasking. You wouldn’t be able to fit all that trash in a toilet, would you? All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within 4 to […]
“Go on,” I whisper as I unfold my hands towards the open sky. A single f*ck escapes from my fingers, soaring gracefully into cool air. “You’re free now.” My last f*ck has gone. I have none left to give. All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to […]
