“Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz […]
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All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within 5 to 10 business days. USA Order: $5.99. International Order: $11.99. Tip: Buying 2 products or more at the same time will save you quite a lot on shipping fees. […]
I used to be skinny and wimpy like a donkey’s tail. I used to be as weak as liberals are on national security. Then one glorious day, I slipped on this shirt. Suddenly, all the squat racks emptied when I walked into the gym. No one wants to be embarrassed by my Donald Pump strength, […]
All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within 5 to 10 business days. USA Order: $5.99. International Order: $11.99. Tip: Buying 2 products or more at the same time will save you quite a lot on shipping fees. […]
Sweet dreams are made of these. You’ll sleep tight knowing Freddy’s waiting for you. All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within 5 to 10 business days. USA Order: $5.99. International Order: $11.99. Tip: Buying 2 products or […]
All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within 5 to 10 business days. USA Order: $5.99. International Order: $11.99. Tip: Buying 2 products or more at the same time will save you quite a lot on shipping fees. […]
Many would have you believe that Halloween is all about dressing up in elaborate costumes. Let’s get real here though. Why are you really attending your coworker’s lame party? You’re there for the alcohol. Put on this shirt, fill up your red solo cup, and let everyone know, “I’m here for the boos.” All products […]
Looking forward to Friday? Jason is excited too. When life hands you lemons, cut the lemons with a machete and smile! All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within 5 to 10 business days. USA Order: $5.99. International […]
A very fine line exists in the world today. If you still don’t know where you stand just ask yourself “Has my country landed on the moon?” All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within 5 to 10 […]
