A t-shirt that celebrates what I like to call “the ole standby”. The one excuse that can justify just about any action short of rape and murder. “Whiskey Made Me Do It” isn’t a cop out at all. It can explain everything from why you got a bullfrog tattoo on your right buttcheek, to why you woke up covered in Miracle Whip, sandwiched between two clowns.
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