The one and only love that will never let you down, America. The next time a construction worker hollers at you or some sloppy creep hits on you at last call — tell them you have a bae. That your bae is the most powerful bae in the world and you’re not looking for anyone else. If they continue to pester you, tell them your bae has their finger on nuclear weapons are not afraid to use them.
All products are printed in the U.S.A.
All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards.
Shipping Info
- Processing time: 1–3 business days. U.S. transit time is generally 3–7 business days after shipment. International delivery times may vary due to customs processing.
- USA Order: $5.99.
- International Order: $11.99.
- Tip: Buying 2 products or more at the same time will save you quite a lot on shipping fees.
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