“This shirt came out of the box and I was immediately 200% more ‘Murica! After 14 years in the Army I thought I was pretty patriotic, but I immediately got a freedom erection (Freerection) which- no lie- became an Army Ranger and hunted down a terrorist cell all on its own. Nothing feels better than knowing your junk can wield an M4 like Honest Abe. So amazing. I love every moment in this shirt.”
All products are printed in the U.S.A.
All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards.
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- International Order: $11.99.
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