Exercise. Eggs Are Sides. For Bacon. BACON. This is the vicious cycle that is my life. Every morning I wake up with exercise on my mind, but it always ends with me burning my mouth on straight-out-the-oil bacon over the sink. Tomorrow will be different.*
*No it won’t
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