PATRIOTS: Protecting cowards, complainers, and cry babies for over 240 years. All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within 5 to 10 business days. USA Order: $5.99. International Order: $11.99. Tip: Buying 2 products or more at the […]
If you have any questions regarding this shirt and its meaning, I suggest you read it one more time. Frankly, the message can’t be stated with any more clarity. Wearing this shirt may result in people around you breaking into the “Pledge of Allegiance” all of a sudden. Those people get your message loud and […]
The shirt that welcomes you to life. We’re all glad you could join us. The ride may get a bit bumpy at times. You may encounter the occasional negative remark from time to time. Perhaps, one directed towards you. May I suggest that you learn how to dish it back, or turn the other cheek. […]
Like the snake says, “Don’t Jihad On Me!”. Try to, and it’s not going to end up well for you. It’s going to ugly, and that’s that. All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within 5 to 10 […]
Don’t let your gun dry out. Use natural resources. This country is overflowing in liberal tears, you might as well get some use of them. I oil my gun with liberal tears, and you can too with this shirt. All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to […]
Let’s run through a few questions, here. First, are you a godless human set on socializing the American state? Next, do you invent issues involving racism, feminism and equality to make yourself feel high and mighty? And lastly, did you lose sleep over the death of Harambe? If you answered “yes” to any of these, […]
Wear the shirt that delivers a message… loud and clear. “If This Flag Offends You, Go F*** Yourself” draws a line in the sand, clearly stating which side you are on. Why not pick up two or three? They make great stocking stuffers. All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are […]
“I was walking back from the store one day by myself, feeling a bit nervous as it had gotten late and I’m not in the safest of areas. I came across a group of young hoodlums whom asked me what I was doing. I told them, “just trying to get home” to which one of […]
Work harder, millions on welfare depend on you! All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within 5 to 10 business days. USA Order: $5.99. International Order: $11.99. Tip: Buying 2 products or more at the same time will […]
Due to sheer volume, I know the message on the t-shirt seems like an impossible task. “Idiots” by definition, are a very large demographic, with many sub types….morons, jackoffs, space cadets, and massive tools… just to name a few. Trust me though….effectively solving any problem, requires that you start at the source. All products are […]
