“I purchased this shirt because I love America, bald eagles, and mullets. However, unbeknownst to me, when I put it on I mentally transform into a robosoldier capable of bringing security and justice to those in need. I feel the need to help the elderly and read to small children. Physically, my chest hair immediately […]
He’s our president now, and all the haters can eat his D. The next four years will be an amazing time to be alive in America and trolling on Twitter. All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within […]
The shirt that says your hearts still beating and your Country is still standing tall. It will take an awful lot to take either of us down. Together we stand, divided we fall. All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info […]
If you’re wondering what the perfect shirt to capture a patriotic Independence Day is — we have you covered. It’s inked, flag-wearing Bill the Butcher. You’re welcome. All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within 4 to 10 […]
Some special occasions — like the Independence Day — require a higher level of partying. If you’re going to get so drunk you have to crawl home, at least do it like a Marine. Make General Chesty proud. All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the […]
“This shirt gives you a raging freedom boner and pisses of commie scum simultaneously. The best part is your freedom boner is so huge you’ve already got a tool to beat the commies up and send them home with a concussion provided by some Grade A USDA approved beef. They’ll be hearing the national anthem […]
Do you wake up to the sounds of screamin’ eagles every morning to salute the beautiful red, white, and blue of Old Glory? Is your ring tone the Star Spangled Banner? Then you’re American AF — and you need this shirt. All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and […]
Except for all those hot foreign babes…let ’em in!!!!! Warning: some people WILL hate you for wearing this. But, you give 0 f*cks. All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within 4 to 10 business days. USA Order: […]
It’s not some piece of cloth and a song. It’s a symbol that represents those who have fought, died and sacrificed for us to live in the greatest nation on earth. All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship […]
The man. The myth. The legend. [See also: ‘handsome’, ‘exceptional’, ‘awesome’] All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within 4 to 10 business days. USA Order: $5.99. International Order: $11.99. Tip: Buying 2 products or more at the […]
