Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz […]
The only candidate that could possible destroy the Maverick/Goose two party system — Iceman. We all know he was the coolest character in — pun intended. All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within 5 to 10 business […]
Be FLEXable. When you’re too close for missiles, you’ve gotta switch to guns. All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within 5 to 10 business days. USA Order: $5.99. International Order: $11.99. Tip: Buying 2 products or more […]
Every Goose has its Maverick, and every Maverick has its Goose. The important thing is that you have a wingman. So don’t forget to buy your bro one too. All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within 5 […]
No matter your feelings about the 2016 election, we all could use a little more love in our life. Bring back that loving feeling and start campaigning for Maverick and Goose in 2020. All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info […]
Grab your wingman and keep up with foreign relations the American way: putting warheads on foreheads. All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within 5 to 10 business days. USA Order: $5.99. International Order: $11.99. Tip: Buying 2 […]
You’ve seen the Jersey Tuxedo, the Hillbilly Tuxedo, but there’s one tuxedo to trump them all. The Merican Tuxedo shirt combines all the great things about our nation. Make your Independence Day a little bit classier. All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality […]
Drugs never stood a chance after Ronald Reagan declared a war on them in 1982. Ragin’ Reagan set his target on America’s biggest enemy and flexed his presidential power to make certain every young American declared, “Just say no!” But you can just say yes, to wearing this shirt. To being like Reagan. All products […]
All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within 5 to 10 business days. USA Order: $5.99. International Order: $11.99. Tip: Buying 2 products or more at the same time will save you quite a lot on shipping […]
I wasn’t quite sure what this “It’s Merican Not Merican’t” shirt was trying to say, until I put it on. I’ve been wearing it for eleven straight days now. I visited The Washington Monument, The Liberty Bell, Mount Rushmore, The Lincoln Memorial, The White House, The Baseball Hall of Fame, Plymouth Rock, The Statue Of […]
