“This shirt came out of the box and I was immediately 200% more ‘Murica! After 14 years in the Army I thought I was pretty patriotic, but I immediately got a freedom erection (Freerection) which- no lie- became an Army Ranger and hunted down a terrorist cell all on its own. Nothing feels better than […]
A true-to-life depiction of the day George Washington crossed the Delaware. This shirt includes the stuff history books forgot — bald eagles with freakin’ laser beams for eyes. All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within 4 to […]
Before America could be free, George Washington had to separate the states from Great Britain and rid the countryside of zombies. It’s a tale that so few have heard, but I can now proudly launch into the story every time someone asks me about this shirt. I love to watch the look of surprise on […]
‘Merica! F*** yeah! Chesty Puller is here to save the day. He’s loaded up and ready to kill with the spirit of the Stars and Stripes behind him. Because it doesn’t matter if you’re in enemy territory and surrounded 29-to-1… that only simplifies the problem. All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our […]
A light cycle, the preferred mode of transportation for the Patriot on a mission. The British would have turned back at the mere sight of Paul Revere screaming up and down the New England Coast. Although he’s fully decked out in the skin tight riding leathers, with matching boots and gloves, you can tell that […]
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