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You and your significant other need to put on this t-shirt (that’s right, order a pair of these badboys). Grab a couple of 12 packs, some fireworks, and Old Glory. Hit your favorite party spot and see what happens. That’s called getting “Star Spangled Hammered”. It doesn’t have to be the 4th of July either. […]
“I put this shirt on early this morning, and had an eagle soaring above while I drove to work. As I parked my car there were two Isis members that jumped from behind the bushes. The two men immediately bowed down to me in the face of glory. They started yelling ” Allah all-American.” They […]
When someone tells you to get your life together — and it’s only noon? That’s how you know you’re doing it right. You’re day drunk for America. And it feels great! All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship […]
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I used to feel bad about my single ladies status, but ever since I bought this shirt I’ve officially been promoted to crazy cat lady. About once a week, a new kitten arrives magically on my front stoop and I add it to the family. Young ladies, if anyone ever tries to tell you 42 […]
Ladies, help spread the word….”All Lives Matter”. It doesn’t matter if you’re black, brown, white, or a marvelous yet subtle shade of baby blue. I think we can all agree with this message. Let this shirt be a stepping stone to unity amongst people of all colors, with the exception of the A-Holes mentioned on […]
America the great? Yea, you bet your a** we are! We came in throwing punches and taking names not once, but twice. Not to mention bailing out a few countries who —surprise, surprise— have been around a lot longer, but needed help from their younger cousin. There’s a reason most of the world speaks English, […]
Forget sipping white wine spritzers on the porch. It’s time to be a real American. Crack open an aluminum can. Pop open that moonshine. Let’s get Star Spangled Hammered! All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within 4 […]
All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within 4 to 10 business days. USA Order: $5.99. International Order: $11.99. Tip: Buying 2 products or more at the same time will save you quite a lot on shipping […]
