“Due to the pure testosterone this shirt gives off coupled with my beard I cannot wear this shirt in public or women will fight to the death for the chance to mate with me. So I just wear it around the house when im falling trees or bulldozing something as it makes the job much […]
“This shirt is the best thing to happen to me since the creation of democracy. Nothing screams freedom like your chest being gently cradled by this justice inducing shirt while every angry anti-US protester and nut job you see grimaces with jealousy.” All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order […]
It’s no longer 1999 and S-Club 7 might be out of the pop culture picture, but that doesn’t mean old-school parties can’t kick it like they once did, right? As such, if you fought or would’ve fought for The Red, White and Blue as an Allied force in one of those World Wars, we give […]
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We proudly stand for the National Anthem. Why? For those who gave some and for those who gave all. Do you know what you stand for? All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within 4 to 10 business […]
Hurricane Harvey continues to affect thousands of Texans. But the Lone Star State is not alone in dealing with this tragedy. Please help show your support to those impacted by Hurricane Harvey by donating to the J.J. Watt Harvey Fund through the purchase of AAF Nation fundraising shirts. Together we are all Texans. • of profits will go […]
You made a bet that you could still do a handstand? Read my shirt. You told a girl at the bar that you were, “looking for a treasure” and, “Can I look around your chest?” Read my shirt. You got a frog tattoo right above your navel, with his tongue winding down to a fly […]
If drinking was an olympic sport we’d be the greatest team in the world. Take home the gold this summer… For America! All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within 4 to 10 business days. USA Order: $5.99. […]
Why should you join the Space Force? There’s no physical training… You can’t be overweight if you don’t weigh anything! Make Space Great Again! All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within 4 to 10 business days. USA […]
“I purchased this shirt because I love America, bald eagles, and mullets. However, unbeknownst to me, when I put it on I mentally transform into a robosoldier capable of bringing security and justice to those in need. I feel the need to help the elderly and read to small children. Physically, my chest hair immediately […]
