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A Pledge a Day Keeps the Commies Away

Much like diabetes, communism is a disease of the heart. Keep your heart pure by saying the Pledge of Allegiance each and every day. Keep the commies away by saying it as loud and as obnoxiously as possible, preferably while holding a Budweiser with an American flag draped over your shoulders. All products are printed […]

Hallowed Be Thy Gains

All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Processing time: 1–3 business days. U.S. transit time is generally 3–7 business days after shipment. International delivery times may vary due to customs processing. USA Order: $5.99. International Order: $11.99. Tip: Buying 2 […]

Corn Pop

All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Processing time: 1–3 business days. U.S. transit time is generally 3–7 business days after shipment. International delivery times may vary due to customs processing. USA Order: $5.99. International Order: $11.99. Tip: Buying 2 […]

I Smell Hippies

Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz […]

Too Old To Fight

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Joe Biden Check Engine

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Merican Eagle

“This shirt was everything it said it was. It’s pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking lasers at our enemies. You […]

Back-To-Back World War Champs

Because you’re from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don’t make us 3-peat! All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Processing time: 1–3 business days. U.S. transit time is generally 3–7 business days after shipment. International delivery […]

Washington Stunner

 George Washington Wrestling redcoat All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Processing time: 1–3 business days. U.S. transit time is generally 3–7 business days after shipment. International delivery times may vary due to customs processing. USA Order: $5.99. International Order: […]

In My Defense

I was left unsupervised. All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Processing time: 1–3 business days. U.S. transit time is generally 3–7 business days after shipment. International delivery times may vary due to customs processing. USA Order: $5.99. International Order: […]