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Respect

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It’s Merican Not Merican’t

I wasn’t quite sure what this “It’s Merican Not Merican’t” shirt was trying to say, until I put it on. I’ve been wearing it for eleven straight days now. I visited The Washington Monument, The Liberty Bell, Mount Rushmore, The Lincoln Memorial, The White House, The Baseball Hall of Fame, Plymouth Rock, The Statue Of […]

Don’t You DARE tell me how to Freedom

Will Ferrell is America. America is Will Ferrell. All products are printed in the U.S.A. All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Shipping Info Orders ship within 5 to 10 business days. USA Order: $5.99. International Order: $11.99. Tip: Buying 2 products or more at the same time will […]

AMERICAN – His

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Do you even MERICA bro!?

“Due to the pure testosterone this shirt gives off coupled with my beard I cannot wear this shirt in public or women will fight to the death for the chance to mate with me. So I just wear it around the house when im falling trees or bulldozing something as it makes the job much […]

Finder’s Keepers – MARS Rover

You’ve heard the old adage, right? “Finders keepers, losers weepers.” Though usually rearing its ugly head amongst groups of painfully spoiled children, the phrase now means more to NASA and the American people than ever before—that’s right, using the MARS Rover, we staked our claim on Mars. Must really suck to be Russia right about […]

Teddy Bear

Teddy Roosevelt was a man’s man. Not only did he rock one of the smoothest, most confident mustaches known to mankind, but he was a well-known outdoorsman, frequently skinny-dipped in the Potomac River while in office and was nearly blind in one eye, due to an injury obtained in a boxing match. But unbeknownst to […]

Drinkin’ Like Lincoln

Everybody’s got that one buddy who’s crazier than a snake’s armpit. Even more maddening, with beer in his belly, destruction of property, public embarrassment and long-lasting memories are bound to take place—there’s nothing better. However, no matter how wild and crazy he might get, there’s one patriot who can easily top him—Honest Abe. He’s a […]

Father Forgive Me For These Gains

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AAF Neon

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