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Mattis – Secretary of Offense
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“After putting this shirt on, I immediately grew a six pack and a full bottle of Jack appeared in my left hand and Bowie knife in my right hand. Every attractive female and several male navy personnel in a 150 mile radius,of age and with consent, immediately lost their virginity, stating “it was the best orgasm I will ever have”. I give this shirt a 12/10 because it also caused ISIS to commit mass suicide with just one glance.”
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| Style | Mens Long Sleeve, Premium Mens Blend Shirt, Premium Mens Shirt, Premium Mens Tank, Unisex Hoodie |
|---|---|
| Color | Black, Marine Olive, Navy |
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
| Product | Description |
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| Premium Shirt |
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| Hoodies |
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| Unisex Clothes |
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| Long Sleeves |
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| Tank Top |
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| Mug |
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| All Over Print T-Shirt |
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| Sweater |
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